My roommates boyfriend was asleep on her bed when I woke up this morning. Snoring loud and his drawers crunched up into his ass. He had crust in his mouth and all in his eyes. She is so in love with him but he is such a dog. He tried to kiss me yesterday when she was in class. She gave him a key to our place so his lazy ass could sleep here while she is gone. His shoes smell and he leaves a mess. There's hair in the sink, the shower and he stinks. He has the nerve to try to cheat on her with me like I would give that sorry ass loser a shot. They have a mother son relationship, and it is pretty sick to watch her put him down in front of me. He still lives at home with his mama and she just can't let go. I hate him and I'm starting to hate her for giving us another room mate. I might tell her when she comes back that he tried to kiss me yesterday. Knowing her dumb ass she's gonna say something like I'm lying or I might be mistaken. Why are women so stupid? I want him out of here. Maybe I should come on to him and let her see how he gets into it. Let her walk in on us. It's shady but it might be worth it. He needs to wash his face first.
Busted
Dear BUSTED,
Having to climb on top of or get close to a smelly crusty dude is no way to make a point. Tell him that his advances aren't welcomed. Warn him that if he continues you'll inform her and then it'll be their problem. Roommates and boyfriends don't mix. Get a single room if you can afford it. Let them sort out their own dysfunctional relationship, but ask her to clean up his droplets if he won't. Hopefully, the semester is ending and you can find a not-so-hostile environment.
Advice to everyone: Get a single, the headache isn't worth it. Unless, you can find someone you know, but even then set ground rules early.
Good Luck!
~~secret keeper
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Bad hygiene is pretty disgusting, so I'm wondering how you could contemplate coming on to him. Except for her bad taste in men, you don't seem to have any other qualms with your roommate, so why risk losing your relationship with her by coming on to him?
Tell her the whole truth: he's become a non-paying roommate and it's not fair.
Tell her what you want: for him to stop coming around so much
Be ready to face the consequences: you may have to move or she may have to move or she may take it like a woman and thank you for being a true friend.
Whatever you do: keep your integrity. Don't stoop to his level. Good luck, sis.
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